Thursday, October 13, 2011

Family Feud!

(stans I am so sorry for not posting yesterday..ima be real i was being a lazy bum all day yesterday..I hope you guys forgive me!....any who hope you enjoy this post!)


In the last part bey and jay were making love which made be completely forget about sending the car out to pick mama tina and everyone up..after they were finished they hear something drop downstairs..


Bey: baby what was that!?
Jay: wait here ima check it out!


jay dresses and goes downstairs..He looks around and sees beys phone on the floor..it must've fell off the counter from vibrating...he picks it up and sees she has like 30 missed calls from mama tina and solo and 3 missed calls from Lyndell..he goes upstairs..


Jay: bey your mom called you like 30 times..i think you better call back it could be an emergency!
Bey: shit jay i was suppose to send the car to pick them up from the airport!
Jay: well call Jonathan and let him know!


After bey calls Jonathan she immediately calls mama tina back to check in..


(Phone Convo)


MT: Beyonce!...you forgot about us didn't you!?
Bey: mama im so sorry! please forgive me..I have Jonathan coming to you guys now..I really am sorry..
MT: well we've only been waiting here and hour and a half..whats a few more minutes?!
Bey: ma im sorry...i just got caught up..they my baby out this morning *smiling* 
MT: oh well that's great bey!!..but what were y'all doing that had you so cau.........*thinks* never mind..I already know!
Bey: *shamed* I'm sorry mama...I just lost track of time!
MT: mmh hmm im sure you did *laughing* ...oh look i see Jonathan pulling up now! ill see you in a bit nasty *laughs*
Bey: lol okay mama
MT: oh and beyonce just to let you know your dads here too...just thought i'd give you a heads up on that..
Bey: ugh seriously?..well i really don't care just as long as he doesn't cause problems with me or my husband!


after mama tina and bey hang up jay comes from the bathroom..


Jay: *holds hand out* baby will you come with me love?
Bey: *takes jays hand* okay..where we going?


jay brings her to the bathroom where he ran a nice hot bubble bath for bey topped off with a few rose petals for romance..


Bey: aww babe how sweet...but you didn't have to do this..
Jay: yes i did..i want you to relax a little before everyone comes..


jay slips beys robe off..gives her a few kisses on the lips and neck and helps her into the tub...


Bey: mmh thank you so much baby..i needed this..
Jay: I know you did *rubbing her shoulders* from now on im gonna cater to you and your needs like i should've been doing anyways!
Bey: aww thank you baby..i really appreciate everything..
Jay: you're welcome love..*gets up* ima leave you here to relax babe..ima go and clean up downstairs before everyone arrives..
Bey: okay baby..thank you


Jay heads downstairs and keeps thinking about thee 3 missed calls from lyn..he wonders why she started talking with him again and if something is going on...as he starts cleaning his mind wonders off and jay has a flashback..


(Jays Flashback)


Lyn: *sits down* aye bey this party is bangin!! I just met jay z...you know who that is?
Bey: *laughing* yes i do lyn...try not to act too much like a groupie lol
Kelly: yeah we can't have you embarrassing us *laughs*
Michelle: shit its too late for that *laughing*
Lyn: okay i get it chill! but it was jay z though yall...i never thought i'd be talking to him face to face..


(Across the room)


Diddy: ayo jay how you likin my party bro?..its hot right?!
Jay: yeah man its poppin
Diddy: so wassup..see any hotties you plan on taking out of here?
Jay: *looking at beys table* yeah i do actually!
Diddy: point her out man let me see!
Jay: you see her over there in that red and black dress *points to bey*
Diddy: oh shit jay get on that now..she's everything!
Jay: I know right..but i feel different about her!
Diddy: what you mean?
Jay: i don't know...its like i don't wanna just take her home and fuck her..i wanna just chill and talk to her..get to know her..its crazy..cause i don't even know her personally or anything..
Diddy: i understand..she's no average chick..beys different from all these other bitches! 
Jay: Bey!? so you know her?
Diddy: jay you know i know everybody man..come on i'll introduce you!


Kelly notices diddy and jay walking over to their table..


Kelly: *whispering to bey* Girl you see them walking over here?
Bey: who girl?
Kelly: look over there..thats jay z with diddy!
Bey: oh my god what they walking this way for?..How's my make-up?
Kelly: bey stop trippin its fine!


Diddy: how's everybody doing tonight?
Bey: hey diddy..everything is wonderful thank you for inviting us again!
Diddy: you know i gotta have the worlds most 3 beautiful women at my parties *laughs*
Kelly: you right about most beautiful *they all laugh*
Diddy: um bey..can i holla at you for a second?
Bey: okay sure *gets up*
Diddy: ill have her back in a bit guys..
Michells: its okay keep her *they laugh*


bey, diddy, and jay walk off to a private room to go and talk..when they get in there diddy introduces bey to jay..


Diddy: so bey..this is a close friend of mines..his name is..
Bey: Shawn i know..how are you? *shakes his hand*
Jay: *shocked* im fine ma..but i'm surprised you knew who i was *chuckles*
Bey: well im surprised you thought i didn't know!
Diddy: haha feisty aren't we...but look..i got a party a guest to cater to so ill leave you two alone..*walks out*
Jay: *sitting down* so come talk to me Beyonce..
Bey: okay..i guess i can do that *sits down*
Jay: so..i know you're wondering what this is about..I'm just intrigued by you so much..and i wanted to get to know you better you know!?
Bey: well that's fine and all but i have a boyfriend..i really don't think this is all a good idea!
Jay: *sarcastically* so...im not worried bout him..and we just talking!
Bey: look lyns probably looking for me i should go now *gets up*
Jay: wait beyonce *grabs her arm* look im sorry..i should've been more respectful..
Bey: it's okay...it was nice meeting you Shawn!
Jay: can we at least exchange numbers..you know so i can hit you up sometimes...
Bey: *smiles and walks away*
(Flashback Over)


jay finishes his cleaning and hears mama Tina and everyone talking outside..he opens the door for them..


MT: Hey Shawn..*hugs him* it's good to see you back home!
Jay: hey mama..it's good to see  you too!....wassup solo!?
Solo: hey bro..its good to see you *gives him a kiss and hug* where's my sis at?
Jay: she's in the tub..she should be down in a bit..


jay sees Matthew getting out the car..he's not cool with him being there but figured bey okayed it so he behaves himself..


Jay: how you doing Mr. Knowles?
Matthew: *with attitude* i was fine until we had to wait at the airport for almost 2 hours!


jay doesn't even respond to matthews ignorance..he just helps with the bags and stays silent..when everyone is in the house bey comes downstairs..jay runs over to help her down...


Bey: thank you baby *kisses him* hey everyone!
Solo: *running up to bey* thu thu i missed you *bear hug*
Bey: i missed you too sweetie........Hey mama *hugs tina*
MT: hey baby...*kiss*


bey sees matthew and says hello..but he still has an attitude for having to wait at the airport so he complains instead of greeting her back..


Matthew: Beyonce you know we waited 2 hours for you driver to come!? that was just ridiculous..you should've been more organized with the transportation!
MT: Matthew really!..our daughter is speaking to you and thats the bullshit you respond with!?
Matthew: well im sorry but its aggravating having to wait on someone for so long!
Solo: and its aggravating hearing you bitch all the time..can you shut up please!
Bey: okay y'all please stop!...I'm having a good day so far and im not gonna let *looks at matt* his ignorance mess that up..so just chill!
Matthew: *shaking his head* you know i never thought i see the day..when both of my daughters are disrespecting me!
Jay: with all do respect mr. knowles...you came in here disrespecting us!
Matthew: I'm sorry but was i even talking to you..woman beater!?


jay gets pissed off at matthews bullshit...he doesn't want any drama though cause there's been enough of it with him already and bey doesn't need to be stressing about anything..so he just goes upstairs saying not a word..


Bey: oh my god..why would you say that?..you are so rude dad...ugh..
MT: bey im so sorry..i shouldn't have told him we were coming..
Matthew: and whats that mean tina?
Solo: it means she regrets saying yes to you coming here with us!..if you just gone bring drama why don't you stay at a hotel!!!
MT: you know i think you should do that..to avoid any further annoyances!
Matthew: o_O look im staying here...i came to see bey and im not going to no damn hotel!
Bey: well if you're gonna be here.. i need for you not to talk to me or my husband like you're doing!...keep the peace please!
Matthew: yeah whatever *walks off*
Solo: ugh..he makes my ass ache!
Bey: tell me about it!.......but look guys ima go check on jay and see if he's calm cause i know daddy pissed him off!
MT: okay well hurry back..i wanna talk to you!
Bey: okay ma..


bey goes upstairs to check on jay..when she gets to the room she sees him packing a bag..


Bey: *confused look* baby where you going?
Jay: look bey..i won't stay here with your dad acting stupid and shit with me..ima just go to my moms and stay there until he leaves..just tryna avoid anything physical happening!
Bey: baby no..don't go please..he won't bother us anymore i made sure of it!!
Jay: im sure you did bey....but his lil smart ass comments gone make me beat his ass and i don't want that happening..
Bey: *upset* ..jay seriously..you gone let my dad run you out your own house?
Jay: *sighs* bey im only going to my moms house..ima be over here everyday checking on you and getting you what you need..its just until he leaves..
Bey: *looking down in a sad tone* okay jay..whatever..


bey walks out their room and is heading back downstairs when she hears her dad on the phone with the woman he cheated on mama tina with...just down talking the whole family..


TBC...

6 comments:

  1. ooooooo shit "IT'S BOUT TO DO DOWN" in Kevin Hart's voice lol :)

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  2. Wow...mathrew is unbelievable!! Mathrew needs 2 leave 4real

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  3. Matthew -____- really though? I hope Jay comes back and Matthew leavess!!

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  4. ugghh Matthew...

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