Bey: *looking a bit puzzled* uum are you sure these are for me?
Delivery Guy: *looks at clipboard* ..lets see here..yes mam they are..Beyonce Carter right here.. *shows bey her name and address*
Bey: *takes the flowers* okay well thank you so much!
Delivery Guy: anytime mam you have a nice day now! *leaves*
Bey sets the flowers on the table and turns to solo who is just shaking her head staring at bey with her arms crossed..
Bey: solo i know what you're thinking already..but can you please save it!..im just as clueless about this guy as you are!
Solo: bey you think you real slick huh? *walks over to bey* i know somethings up..ima get to the bottom of this!
solo grabs the card came that with the flowers and opens it..a slip of paper falls out..
Bey: *picks up the paper and reads it aloud*
-For Mrs. Beyonce Knowles a full spa day at Fresh Water Springs Luncheon & Spa <~ (made that up lol) for 2 includes: all day spa services of your choice and lunch and dinner in our 5 star restaurant-
bey is shocked because she goes here all the time and they are quite expensive..she looks down and sees the gift receipt was purchased for $4,500..
Solo: Oh ah ah bey you screwing him..this man done sent you two expensive gifts in one day!..you breaking him off something good!
bey ignores solos ignorance takes the card and reads it as well..it reads:
-Hello again my beautiful Queen! I wanted you to be relaxed and pampered for a Queen should never work to hard! I hope you enjoy this gift as well..I'll be watching..........Signed: Anonymous King
Solo: oh my god bey that shit is creepy...the fuck he mean "he'll be watching" okay now im starting to believe you!
Bey: Solo this is scaring me..I mean who is this?..How does he even know where the hell i live?..and i told you i wasn't creeping!
Solo: yeah im sorry i didn't believe you at first...but bey you need to watch this shit..with all these crazy people out here this guy could be anyone..maybe even someone you know *looking concerned*
Bey: you think i should tell jay?..I mean i want to but i just know he'll probably look to much into it and think something is going on!
Solo: yeah i know huh! ..but jay is understanding i think if you explain everything..he'll know you aint playing bullshit behind his back..
Bey: yeah you right, I'll phone him in a bit..
bey sets the card back on the table and her and solo continue their conversation about this anonymous king guy..just as bey picks up her phone to dial jay, he was calling her already..
Bey: Hey babe..i swear our minds are one..i was just fixing to call you!
Jay: oh really?.. well you know great minds think alike!..what you up to though?
Bey: Nothing much me and solo are watching tv just piggin out..*hesitates a bit* um jay there's something i wanna tell you!
Jay: okay sure im listening babe.
bey tells jay all about the flowers and gifts along with the cards and what they read...Jay became a bit upset by this but didn't flip out because he wasn't sure about what was really going on..
Jay: so you have absolutely no clue at all of who this perv could be?
Bey: No babe..i mean ive already gotten 3 flower orders delivered to me from him within a 5 hour time span..that's so stalkerish! ..and when the last card said he's watching it really creeped me out..solo too!
Jay: *sighs* okay look bey..I'll push my meetings forward to tomorrow and when im done im on the next flight home so we can figure this out okay babe?!!
Bey: Jay no that's your work..you shouldn't rush..and i don't want you to overwork yourself..do what you have to out there first babe!
Jay: *thinks* okay look..give me 2 days okay..after that im home i don't care!
Bey: aww babe you're so good to me..I can't wait to see you.
Jay: me neither!..look i gotta get back to work..i just stepped out to check in on you..i'll call you back in about 2 hours or so okay!
Bey: okay babe *they say goodbye and hang up*
It's been about an hour since bey hung up with jay..solo is passed out on the couch and bey is all up into some tv show thats playing..when there's a knock on the door..bey is annoyed cause she has to get up in the middle of the show..
Bey: ugh who the hell is it now *opens door*
Delivery Guy: Hello..Mrs. Carter..I have a delivery for you..could you sign here please!
(so ladies and gents this is getting real crazy..any of you have any clue of who "Anonymous king" could be?..(a hint) ~> its definitely not Lyndell or Jay!!)
Omg, who could this be?!?!?!?!? Is it Usher?! lmfaoo. I cannot wait to hear who it is:O
ReplyDeleteoooo i can't wait to read more
ReplyDeleteoh crap now that u said it aint jay im stumped
ReplyDeleteLmfao. Julius ?? Lmao girl i don't even know anymore lol.
ReplyDeleteBut since it says King, could it be Kanye???
And btw. "I'll be watching"? That's some creepy shit right there!! Lol