Thursday, September 22, 2011

Big Mouth!

in the last post bey was almost violated by the delivery guy which turned out to be her stalker all along..as soon as he was about to harm her..jay and Julius bust through the door rescuing her..as bey is in the hospital the detective comes in and tells jay all about the guy which was some pretty disturbing information!..Jay then sits with bey until she's healed and ready to leave.........It is now a week later...bey and jay are headed to Houston for a family get together...


(At the house in Houston)
Bey & Jay walk in the house fresh off the plane..bey is a bit drugged up because she took medicine to help her relax and get through the flight..she's also jet lagged so she's really in the clouds..


Jay: *walks in carrying bey..he yells* Mama!!...Anybody Here?!!!....Solo!!!!


Ms. Tina walks in..


Ms. Tina: Hey Shawn!!..uh oh whats wrong with my baby? *rubs beys forehead*
Jay: she'll be okay..just a bit drugged and jet lagged *they laugh*
Bey: *comes to* hey ma
Ms. Tina: hey baby..you feeling okay?
Bey: Ma *laughs* you see this man *pats jays chest and screams* I LOVE HIM MA!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!


*pause* see guys..bey being under the influence of her medicine and being jet lagged has her all woozy and crazy acting.. that's why she's saying and doing silly things..ok *play*


Ms. Tina: *laughing* Oh okay bey..i see you love jay very much *shakes her head* my child is out of it right now!


Bey stands up and tries to walk but stumbles..jay catches her..she falls again and jay lifts her back up..


Jay: um baby you sure you okay to walk on your own? I should take you to rest up a bit!
Bey: *cheesing all big and dragging her words* Jaay im fiiinne..I feel sooo wonderful..I'm flooaating *dances around*


Jay and Mama Tina are dying laughing at bey who has no clue of how she's acting right now..while bey is tripping solo and julez walk through the door..


Solo: Hey Everybody!!
Jay: wassup solo *hugs her* hey lil man *picks julez up*
Ms. Tina: kisses them both and says hey


While everyone is greeting each other they don't realize that bey has gone into the kitchen..until pots start rattling..


Jay: hey whats that noise?
Ms. Tina: Oh HELL NO beyonce is in my kitchen *runs like a track star to the kitchen*


everybody follows mama tina with a quickness to the kitchen where bey is trying to add other ingredients to mama tinas gumbo on the stove..she drops the entire tray of ice into the gumbo including the tray..(smh)




Ms. Tina: BEY! wth are you doing child?
Bey: Mama the gumbo was to hot..i was cooling it down!
Ms. Tina *blank stare*
Jay: *dying laughing* baby just back away from the stove
Solo: *shaking her head* Na bey you know damn well you're not allowed by the stove! whats wrong with you?!
Jay: *still laughing* she's jet lagged and drugged solo..there's no getting to her..she's so out of it right now!
Solo: *laughs* omg ya'll..wow i've never seen her like this..
Julez: Ma aunty bey bey is tripping *they all laugh*
Jay: yeah i think its time to take her up for a nap!
Ms. Tina: well you might as well wait jay! dinner's almost ready now so lets eat and then she can rest poor thing!


Everyone is sat around the table including Matthew, Kelly and Angie who showed up later..they are all tearing up Mama Tinas gumbo and its silent..Mama tina breaks the silence..


Ms. Tina: So how was y'alls week jay? I didn't hear from ya'll all last week so i assumed you were all busy with work and stuff!
Jay: *hesitantly* oh it was cool...everything was fine mama!
Bey: *who is still out of it not thinking says* No it was not Ma! did jay tell you i almost got raped? aint that crazy?..and by some stalker who was my delivery...
Jay: *stops bey with his hand over her mouth* umm she's delusional right now y'all *nervous laugh* ima take her upstairs to rest! *gets up and quickly rushes bey upstairs*



*pause* see bey and jay never told the rest of the family about what happened with bey and the delivery guy! jay didn't want them to be overly worried and paranoid about the situation..but bey is so out of it she didn't think at all before blurting everything out! *play*


Solo: *confused look* hold up..Y'all..did y'all hear what i heard?
Ms. Tina: oh my god..i think that is what she said *holds her heart*
Matthew: *angrily walks away from the table*


Everyone is just in shock and tryna figure out if they heard bey correctly!


Solo: I gotta check on my thu thu *gets up*
Ms. Tina: No Solo! from the looks of it jay wasn't ready to tell! I think bey exposed this on accident..lets give them room and time..they'll come to us with it okay! Now sit back down..
Solo: I can't even eat anymore mama! Come on julez lets go for a ride *takes julez and leaves*
Angie: yeah i think im done too!
Kelly: me too mama


(In Bey and Jay's room)
Jay has laid bey down for some rest..while she was asleep he was so nervous pacing back and forth in the room..jay is talking to himself tryna figure out how he's gonna tell the family since bey outed them..


Jay: *thinking* shit man! I knew i should have taken bey up here first shit!!...how am i going to explain this?


(Back Downstairs)
Since no one can eat Mama tina cleans the table and kitchen and then joins the rest of the fam in the living room..everyone is in disbelief about the line bey spit out at the dinner table...they don't turn the tv on or anything..everyone just quietly sits around the room waiting for bey and jay to come back down and explain everything...(TBC...

3 comments:

  1. i just love this post

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  2. this is gonna be sad too...

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  3. Daaaaamn. that is rough! it's a shame they had to find out that way, but i'm glad mama tina was being logical about the whole thing. Please update soon!

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